"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.
do they all just mate with the same man or something
obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis
Just bull things.
one time i broke my wrist at school and i was in agony and i was like screaming and i couldnt move it but my head of year wouldnt let me go home because i already ‘had too much time off’
Yet more proof that schools actually value attendance more then health or happiness of pupils.
im glad this has 200 notes it was fucking traumatic
everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
my whole dash is sherlock’s military kink, john rimming, and martin freeman’s biceps
wtf is others even
yeah I’m an artist *draws a single basic anime eye*
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how